Lady Derringer (lady_derringer) wrote,
Lady Derringer
lady_derringer

New twist on a "glass half-full"

Optimist – The glass is half-full.
Pessimist – The glass is half-empty.
Engineer – The glass is twice as large as its necessary parameters.
PC User – Let's restart it and maybe it will fill up this time.
Mac User – I swear! Apple invented water…or at least made it much better!
Linux User – I’ll turn the water back into oxygen and hydrogen, then take a glass cutter and cut off the top half of the glass. Finally, I'll recompile the water, then drink it…and eat the glass.
Microsoft – The rest of the water will be in the next release

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